Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Granola-gay should have stayed at home yesterday

Remain indoors. 

I guess since everyone's days since 2020 feels much the same as the last, please consider this a repost for the last 300 days. If you want to know what I had for breakfast a week ago - just re-read this post.

Remain indoors.

I've settled on Granola, with natural yogurt and berries as my no-think go to breakfast. Muesli is better for you as it has less sugar, but Dr James Caleb Jackson decided that muesli needed sugar. Dr J. C. Jackson ran a sanitarium, which sounds like sanatorium, but isn't. Don't confuse the two. Sanatoriums are where people who contracted TB1 went to hide the shame of family illness form the world, sanatoriums are where people went to get granola.

Remain indoors.

I’ve also started adding milled flax seed to my Granola. It is tastless and imperceptible in the mealy toasted brown of the granola but my GP told me it would help my blood pressure and, you know, it’s his job to find out what helps and tell me to do it.

1.     Tuberculosis


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