Wednesday, March 10, 2021
A ham and cheese toasty in brown sliced toast.
Granola-gay should have stayed at home yesterday
Remain indoors.
I guess since everyone's days
since 2020 feels much the same as the last, please consider this a repost for
the last 300 days. If you want to know what I had for breakfast a week ago -
just re-read this post.
Remain indoors.
I've settled on Granola, with natural
yogurt and berries as my no-think go to breakfast. Muesli is better for you as
it has less sugar, but Dr James Caleb Jackson decided that muesli needed sugar.
Dr J. C. Jackson ran a sanitarium, which sounds like sanatorium, but isn't.
Don't confuse the two. Sanatoriums are where people who contracted TB1 went
to hide the shame of family illness form the world, sanatoriums are where
people went to get granola.
Remain indoors.
I’ve also started adding milled flax
seed to my Granola. It is tastless and imperceptible in the mealy toasted brown
of the granola but my GP told me it would help my blood pressure and, you know,
it’s his job to find out what helps and tell me to do it.
1. Tuberculosis
Poached Egg on English Muffin with Asbestos
It's the same reason the discovery channel runs a week of programs about sharks and not goldfish. Goldfish are nice but everyone has seen at least one and nobody has ever been eaten by a goldfish. Sharks, like asbestos, are dangerous. I suspect a shark is a more easily identified than asbestos.
Since Asbestos is banned in the EU, most people are happily ignorant of it. I can't blame them, it's not used in new houses and a lot of old houses have gotten rid of it at some stage.
I was surprised to learn that Asbestos, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO), is listed alongside cigarettes and tanning beds in terms of its cancer causing ability. I'm not sure whether that makes Asbestos less dangerous in my mind, or Tanning Beds more dangerous (or the WHO less credible), I stay away from all three.
I had a nice Frenchman remove all the Asbestos from my house. All that is, except a small six inch flu that runs hidden withing the core of the house. Don't worry, it's sealed in, and safe enough as long as I don't start breaking it apart.
English Muffins are known in England as crumpets they make a delicious alternative to toast in the morning but should be used sparingly as they are quite heavy.
Friday, November 30, 2012
Marmalade on Toast Versus Jam on a Croissant a Comparative Study
Marmalade, like butter, and other breakfast-y, things suffers from a bad reputation. A bit like that girl with the dyed-streak in her hair and the nose ring, that your mother told you wasn't to enter her house. As with that buxom lass, it's bitter and sweet at the same time, it livens up your stale bread like she livened up your adolescence. Pause before reading the next paragraph and think about how she might have grown into her looks.
Marmalade on toast was last week. Today, I had a croissant with blackcurrant jam and one of them fancy cappuchinos (La-de-fuckin-da). Neither breakfast contains eggs1, and are all the poorer for it. (Although the pastry of the croissant may contain one egg, but it's just not the same.) Croissants aren't all that bad but they're certainly not healthy, they are France's answer to American fast food it turns out. It's a shame because what the french cook slowly they cook very well.
1. Yes, I know that a croissant contains egg but if you can't see the egg on the plate then it's not really breakfast.
Cuisine de France Croissant
What is it with these people? I don't even think the people he was talking to wanted to hear about his docu-drama for Canadian television. I'm certain I didn't. The rest of the train looked like they were ready to caste their ballots too.
1. The internet, perhaps?
Friday, November 16, 2012
The Full Anglo-Irish Breakfast
Much loved by truck drivers the humble plate of egg'n'pig that makes up 98% of breakfast served in tawdry B&B's on these islands gets a bad reputation. Rightly so. Michael Bywater, in his book Lost Worlds laments, that while other nationalities lend their names to acts erotic adventure1, (c.f. Greek) or a particular passionate kiss (c.f. French). The English have an associated 'pork orgy', and since the Irish insist of claiming this as their own also, then I say let them have it. I would have thought to 'Irish' would mean to add alcohol. After all Irish Coffee enjoys a fairly decent reputation and it's not nearly as bad for your health2.
1. Greek sex is basically sex when your doing it wrong3
2. As everyone know caffeine and alcohol cancel each other out. Right?
3. Not wrong as in; mortal-sin4 wrong. More wrong as in; that's-not-what-the-Ikea-instructions-say-where-it-goes, wrong. If that sort of thing melts your butter and you can find a willing friend who has a single room apartment in Paris and a pack of Lurpak, you go like the clappers. Then blog about it and the Guardian will not doubt give you some sort of award.
4. All sex acts can be put into context. Weirdness becomes relative when one thinks about the fact that some people get their jollies from axillary (armpit) sex, so much so that it even has a slang term.